|The revolution™ will be televised
||[Jul. 20th, 2004|05:37 pm]
The Jesse train
and after a brutal bidding war, nike will win all the rights for full endorsement. The revolution™ will be aired during primetime as not to interfere with your work schedule or disrupt the market in any way. The revolution™, rated tv-y7, will become a family event. The revolution™ will happen right before their eyes as they gather around for dinner.. Each revolutionary will be sponsored and they will wear their logo with pride. The revolution™ is futile without sponsorship. The revolution™ cant be escaped: TV ads, magazine covers, billboards, photo shoots, guest spots on leno, T-shirts, shoes, lunchboxes, coffee mugs, ball point pens, neckties, floormats, condoms, bobbleheads, diapers, air freshners, beach balls, pot holders, baseball cards, shoelaces, male-enhancement pills, stationary, toilet paper, band-aids, coasters, canned soup, money clips, and video games. The revolution™ will be approved by the attorny general and the FDA. The revouluion™ will not fail. The revolution™ will succede. The revolution™ will be invited to your dinner parties. The revolution™ will be talked about at water coolers. The revolution™ will be addressed as sir or madame. The revolution™ will promote the Atkins diet. The revolution™ will believe in God™. The revolution™ will be accepted by God™. The revolution™ will take care of pets when you go on vacation. The revolution™ will have a high sperm count. The revolution™ cannot be stopped. The home viewer can become part of the revolution™ by calling in and voting for their favorite revolutionary. The revolution™ will include everyone. The winning revolutionary will overthrow the government in a multi-million dollar produced spectacle. The revolution™ will work. And finally we will have change. True, unadulerted, pure change. And the ratings will be through the roof.