|brownies are delicious...
||[Jul. 16th, 2004|03:44 am]
The Jesse train
....and im not talking about the baked chocolate treat. Im going to move into a treehouse and throw water balloons at squirls. I'll learn every bird by name and then confuse their names on purpose so they think i dont remember their names. Then ill fucking kill everyone one of them. Then ill hunt you down and tell you im gonna kill you. Youll cry and beg for your life and piss your pants and ill say "aprils fools" with a jolly smile on my face. When you let out a sigh of relief ill stab you 18 times in the pancreas while humming ode to joy. Then ill stick two pencils in my nose and pretend im your fat walrus mother. I'll go to her room and stab her eyes out with my dick and tell her im her husband. Then I'll make sweet love to the bitch and shell cook me breakfast in bed while I read the new york times in my underwear. I'll assume the identity of your dad and go around raping various appliances and children. Ill feed ducks bread covered razor blades and throw the plastic 6 pack holders into the ocean so sea turtles choke and drown. Then ill fucking kick in your sand castle that you spent 45 minutes on. Then ill get eaten by a tyrannasuraus rex from the future.
Says the fish to the sea, "Things arent how I expected. She told me everything will be allright. Everything isnt allright. Why isnt everything allright?"
Says the sea to the fish, "Stop swimming in me."